With one simple word, Billy Batson is transformed into Shazam. And with one simple movie, Shazam! has delivered some memorable movie quotes.
In this post is a collection of the best lines from the movie, Shazam! These are the lines which really standout and help make Shazam! such an enjoyable picture.
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The best Shazam! movie quotes
Billy Batson – “Hi. Um… I was supposed to get off at 30th.”
The Wizard – “Billy Batson.”
Billy Batson – “How’d you know my name?”
The Wizard – “I am the last of the Council of Wizards. Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.”
Billy Batson – “Oh… You’re… that guy. Hey, listen, I don’t have any money.”
The Wizard – “Do not patronize me, boy!”
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The Wizard – “Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.”
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Shazam – “Oh, hey. What’s up? I’m a superhero.”
Freddy Freeman – “Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers.”
Shazam – “No, it’s not. No, it’s not! That’s not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We’re, like the same age.”
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Mary Bromfield – “Oh, my God.”
Shazam – “Mary… Mary, are you okay? Are you…”
Mary Bromfield – “How do you know my name?”
Shazam – “Uh… How do I know your name? Uh… One of my superpowers is name-guessing. Which is really weird, I bet. Uh, it’s not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, but it’s really helpful when I meet new people. Are you hurt?”
Mary Bromfield – “No, I’m okay. Thank you. Um… I just need a second to think. This has been such a weird day.”
Shazam – “Um, using my powers of super-observation, I see that you’re holding a letter from a college in your hand. Are you upset because you didn’t get in?”
Mary Bromfield – “I got in.”
Shazam – “Uh… well, now my superpowers are failing me and I am very confused.”
Mary Bromfield – “Yeah. Me too. I don’t know. I know I should be excited ’cause this is my dream and I’ve worked really, really hard for this, but it’s like… I don’t know. Leaving my family does not feel fun, you know?”
Shazam – “Could I, could I give you a little piece of advice? Don’t be worried about everybody else. Always look out for number one. Gandhi said that.”
Mary Bromfield – “I don’t think he said that.”
Shazam – “Yeah, he did.”
Mary Bromfield – “Gandhi did not say.”
Shazam – “Somebody like Gandhi said that.”
Mary Bromfield – “Take care of number one.”
Shazam – “It was a really wise… It might’ve been Yoda. Listen…”
Mary Bromfield – “I’m sorry, no.”
Shazam – “Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know? You gotta look out for you. And get as far away from this place as you can.”
Mary Bromfield – “I don’t know if I want to.”
Shazam – “Of course you do. What’re you gonna do? You’re gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life?”
Shazam – “Look, families are for people who can’t take care of themselves, okay? So… You know, and you can take care of yourself. Also, look both ways when you cross the street.”
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Billy Batson – “SHAZAM!”
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Shazam – “Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude, did you see that?”
Freddy Freeman – “Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people.”
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Freddy Freeman – “What’re your superpowers?”
Shazam – “Superpowers? Dude, I don’t even know how to pee in this thing!”
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Billy Batson – “Well, you wanted me to be a hero.”
Freddy Freeman – “Are you kidding? Okay, no. Old guy’s up there harbouring multiple spiritual entities. Plus, he has the same powers as you. Plus, I mean, he knows what he’s doing. Plus, I mean, you’re my best friend. I don’t want you to die. All right?”
Billy Batson – “If a superhero can’t save his family, he’s not much of a hero.”
Freddy Freeman – “That was a decent catchphrase.”
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Dr. Thaddeus Sivana – “Enough games, boy. You think a pack of children can…”
Shazam – “Wait, what?”
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana – “You will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart… slow.”
Shazam – “Are you making some big evil guy speech right now or something? You’re like, a mile away from me right now. There’s cars and trucks.”
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana – “I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand…”
Shazam – “All I see is mouth moving. I don’t hear any…”
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana – “Only I have the power to unleash…”
Shazam – “Ah, whatever. Screw it.”
(Shazam and Sivana charge towards each other)
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(Shazam walks out of a gentlemen’s club)
Freddy Freeman – “What’d you see? What’d you see? Were there boobies? You see nipples? W-Why aren’t you talking?”
Shazam – “We’re gonna need more money.”
Freddy Freeman – “Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes.”
Shazam – “Dude, they were very convincing!”
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Freddy Freeman – “All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?”
Shazam – “Looking like this?”
Freddy Freeman – “Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we’d have a lair to go back to, but that’s long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.”
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Freddy Freeman – “You have super strength! Can you fly?”
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Freddy Freeman – “Hey! Covering her mouth like you’re gonna kidnap her is not gonna make her less scared, okay?”
Shazam – “Darla, it’s me. It’s Billy. I know I don’t look like me. A wizard made me like look this.”
Freddy Freeman – “Maybe don’t start with “wizard.” It’s just gonna make her more confused.”
Freddy Freeman – “Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, “Shazam.””
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Freddy Freeman – “Are you more powerful than a locomotive?”
Shazam – “What’s a locomotive?”
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Shazam – “I can’t talk to fish! Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that’s cool?”
Freddy Freeman (wearing an Aquaman shirt) – “I don’t know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?”
Shazam – “Oh yeah… well, that’s not THAT cool.”
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Freddy Freeman – “Flight or invisibility. If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why?”
Billy Batson – “So, they can fly away from this conversation?”
Freddy Freeman – “No, no, ’cause heroes fly. And who doesn’t want people to think they’re a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That’s pervy. Spying around on people who don’t even know you’re there. Sneaking around everywhere. It’s a total villian power, right?”
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Shazam – “Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.”
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And finally…
Shazam – “Say my name!”
Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi – “BILLY!”
Shazam – “No, no! Not my name, the name I said to transform into this guy!”
Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi – “SHAZAM!”
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