Since making her debut in 1992, Harley Quinn has become a fan-favourite character, appearing in cartoons, comics, games, and movies. During her early appearances, Harley was paired up with the Joker, but she soon stepped out of his shadow to become a solo star.
If you’re a fan of Harl (and who isn’t?) then you love her way with words. Harley delivers some of the best lines of any comic book character, with so many zingers being uttered from her lips.
In this post I am taking a look at some of Harley Quinn’s best lines from the movies and cartoons. These lines showcase why she is such a funny character, and why so many fans love her.
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Harley Quinn – “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
(Harlequinade)
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Harley Quinn – “Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?”
Harley Quinn – “Sorry. The voices.”
Harley Quinn – “I’m kidding! Jeez! That’s not what they really said.”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.”
(Harley’s Holiday)
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Harley Quinn – “You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own.”
(Birds of Prey)
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Batman – “Ms. Quinn?”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel – “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”
Batman – “I need help.”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel – “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”
(Harlequinade)
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Harley Quinn – “Come on, Puddin’. Do it!”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
(Birds of Prey)
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Veronica Vreeland – “So, what’ll happen to you?”
Harley Quinn – “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”
Veronica Vreeland – “Can’t you explain that it was all just a mistake?”
Harley Quinn – “Ha! With my past? I don’t even believe it myself.”
(Harley’s Holiday)
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Harley Quinn – “Stupid Bats, you’re ruining date night!”
(Suicide Squad)
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Cassandra Cain – “He your ex or something?”
Harley Quinn – “You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?”
Rick Flag – “Yeah. Why?”
Harley Quinn – “I’m off my meds.”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “Call me a softie, I dare ya!”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”
(Suicide Squad)
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Harley Quinn – “I’m not shopping at this store – I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
(Birds of Prey)
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Harley Quinn – “Puddin’!”
(Suicide Squad)
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And finally…

Harley Quinn – “I’m bored. Play with me.”
(Suicide Squad)
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