2017’s animated adventure film, The Lego Batman Movie, is one of the funniest takes on the Batman mythology…ever! Not only does it feature a wealth of colourful characters, it is also jam-packed with countless chucklesome quotes!
In this post I am serving up some of the best quotes from The Lego Batman Movie. These are the lines which really stand out and will have you laughing your Utility Belt off!
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The 13 best Lego Batman Movie quotes
Here are the 13 best quotes from The Lego Batman Movie. These are hot zingers so try not to burn yourself.
The innocence of childhood
Robin: “My name’s Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.”
Batman: “Well, children can be cruel.”
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Getting the name right
Robin: “Hey, I was thinking. If I’m gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.”
Batman: “I’m sorry, say that again?”
Robin: “Robin.”
Batman: “As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?”
Robin: “Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.”
Batman: “Hard pass.”
Robin: “And a song.”
Robin: (Sings) “Fly, Robin, fly.”
Batman: “Harder pass.”
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Say what?
The Joker: “It’s gotta be one or the other, Batman. Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy. You can’t do both.”
Batman: “I’m sorry, what did you just say?”
The Joker: “You can’t do both, I said.”
Batman: “No, I mean the other thing.”
The Joker: “Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.”
Batman: “You think you’re my greatest enemy?”
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When legal reasons stop you from saying “Dalek”
The Joker: “And rounding out the evil all-stars, Wicked Witch, Medusa, and British robots!”
Daleks: “Exterminate!”
The Joker: “Ask your nerd friends.”
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He’s still got it
Barbara Gordon: “Batman’s been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.”
Bruce Wayne: “He has aged phenomenally.”
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An everyday occurrence
Batman: “Hey, ‘puter, I’m home.”
Computer: “Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?”
Batman: “I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.”
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Two can play that game
Batgirl: “If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy?”
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Engine trouble
Batgirl: “Engine one down.”
Batman: “Not a big deal. Don’t worry about it. It’s fine.”
Batgirl: “Engine two down.”
Batman: “It does that sometimes.”
Batgirl: “We’ve lost engine three.”
Batman: “Oh, could live without it.”
Batgirl: “Engine four!”
Batman: “That I do need to fix.”
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Always gotta bring up the boats
The Joker: “You should be terrified.”
Pilot Bill: “Why?”
The Joker: “Because I will be taking over the city.”
Pilot Bill: “Hmmm…”
The Joker: “What?”
Pilot Bill: “Batman will stop you. He always stops you.”
The Joker: “No, he doesn’t!”
Pilot Bill: “What about that time with the two boats?”
The Joker: “This is better than the two boats.”
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Fighting crime, ’60s style!
Batman: “Okay, Robin. Together, we’re gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air.”
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Phyllis: “You know, Mr. Batman, when you’re a talking brick, working at the Phantom Zone, you see a lot of crazy things. But I’ve finally seen a man, in order to make the world a better place, take a look at himself and make a change.”
Batman: “Who?”
Phyllis: “Superman.”
Batman: “WHAT?”
Phyllis: “I’m kidding. It’s you.”
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What’s in a name?
Jim Gordon: “Hello? Batman?”
The Joker: “Hi, Jimmy! It’s the Jokes!”
Jim Gordon: “Nobody calls you that.”
The Joker: “Yes, people do call me that!”
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And finally… house always wins
The Joker: “Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by.”
Mayor McCaskill: “I’ve only got one thing to say to you, Joker.”
The Joker: “Well, you’d better make it fast.”
Mayor McCaskill: “Do you like to gamble?”
The Joker: “Oh, I certainly do.”
Mayor McCaskill: “Do you ever play roulette?”
The Joker: “On occasion.”
Mayor McCaskill: “Well, let me give you a word of advice.”
The Joker: “I’m all ears.”
Mayor McCaskill: “When playing roulette…”
The Joker: “Yes?”
(Mayor McCaskill removes face mask, revealing herself to be Batman in disguise)
Batman: “Always bet on black.”
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